Introduction: Our Ship of Foolsp. 1
1The Convergencep. 21
2Importing a Serf Classp. 59
3Foolish Warsp. 83
4Shut Up, They Explainedp. 121
5The Diversity Diversionp. 143
6Elites Invade the Bedroomp. 181
7They Don't Pick Up Trash Anymorep. 215
Epilogue: Righting the Shipp. 239
Acknowledgmentsp. 243